Terms
The rules of the club
Mozzarella Mates is a small community project. By joining, you agree to a few common-sense things.
Be decent
Don't harass, bully, hassle, or intimidate anyone. No bigotry. No selling to other members. If you wouldn't do it at a pub on a Friday, don't do it here.
Turn up when you say you will
RSVPs aren't binding, but flaking last minute repeatedly is a quick way to get the group down on you. If life gets in the way, just update your RSVP.
Honest reviews only
One review per joint per bloke. Rate the pizza, not the staff or the day you had. If you're mates with the owner, mention it.
What we promise
We'll keep the lights on, your data safe (see Privacy), and the club free. We won't spam you, and we won't sell your details.
What we don't promise
That every meetup will be perfect, that every pizza will be excellent, or that you won't spill sauce on your shirt.
If you stuff up
We may suspend or remove accounts that break the rules. The permanent account holder can't be removed (it's the founder's account, hardcoded for safety).
If we stuff up
Email hello@mozzarellamates.com.au. We're a small team and we'll fix it.
Last updated April 2026. We'll let you know if anything material changes.